Requests We Never Get

Curious what the most common requests we never get are?

• We wish you had a waterslide

• Can you make my body itch from chlorine?

• Can you have that guy with a goatee turn up the volume on his Limp Bizkit song?

• You should sell larger cans of twisted tea

• Can you give me a heads up the next time a van of 22 kids shows up? That was a fun energy and we’d like to be surprised by it again.

• You should do something about the Bald Eagles

We’ve never been more thankful to have never heard all of the great ideas you’ve never shared. Together, your non ideas have made an incredible non-existent experience and with your continued help, we hope to keep it up in the many years to come.